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The nationality of Beador H. Saléz is a valid question and has indeed been raised on several occasions by inquiring minds. Let it be know that Mr. Saléz Green Card does indeed indicate that he has migrated from the nation of Russia. I know this may be confusing given his last name of “Saléz” which does have it’s origins in Latino culture. To my understanding Mr. Saléz father, Miguel Sanchez Saléz is an American National stemming from Mexican roots currently living in Russia. Miguel Saléz worked as a spy for the Americans during the Cold War. Ultimately Miguel fell in love with Anzhelina Emelianeko, a native to Russia, where he would start a family and raise young Beador. Nationality Verification Continued… Thus Beador’s Russian heritage legitimizes his title as Chairman of The Counsel on Ber Pong Relations and truly captures the spirit of internationalism in modern sports. -Godfather
Can we please confirm the Beer Pong Nationality of Beador H. Saléz. I’m just wondering if he is an international Commissioner or the US commissioner. He sounds like maybe a Mexican immigrant worker that ended up making ice chips in northern Russia…but I have heard he drinks whiskey like a true American. -Lefty
Dear Jigga J., Your protest has been publicly noted and filed with the office of “The Counsel on Beer Pong Relations”. Said protest shall be reviewed by an independent commission in due time. Charmian of “The Counsel on Beer Pong Relations”, Beador H. Saléz will be heading this commission and ultimately recommending the proper course of action in this matter. -Godfather
I would like to protest my number three Beer Pong ranking. Even though B. Salèz issued a better fight against The Big Germ he needs to beat me on an official 2 out of three playoff before moving ahead in rank. Respectfully, -Jigga J.
With a record of 10-3-1 and playing 14 straight games on Beer Pong in the blistering Santa Rosa heat of July 4th 2009, the International Beer Pong Community hereby recognizes 1 man for achievement in excellence. After defeating Jigga J. in a best of 3 match, The Big Germ went on to face his most formidable foe to date, Beador H. Saléz. This best of 3 match was now tied at 1 game a piece. In the 3rd game of the match B. Saléz was down 3 cups to 0. With no time left in regulation play, Saléz calmly sunk both balls into the same cup sending this epic match into overtime. Legendary comebacks such as this have been talked for years but rarely has one actually witnessed such greatness during live official play. Unfortunately it was not to be for Saléz this 4th day of July, 2009. The Big Germ would win the tumultuous battle and prove once and for all his legitimacy to the International Beer Pong Community. Big Germ exemplifies the true virtues of being a Beer Pong World Champion. “Sacrificing his body for the team” and his relationship with his wife and child for a top ranking, Big Germ has taught us all what it takes to rise to the top of our game. We salute you Big Germ, with the #1 ranking at BeerPongVideo.com -The Godfather
Allow me to clear things up for you Il Brigante. Lefty is 240lbs., B. Saléz 240lbs., Godfather -180lbs. (rapidly dropping because of his freak like ability to consume maple syrup and starve himself), “Lil” Germ 195lbs., Stompy 165lbs., and Jigga J. 225lbs. We’ll all be dancing around you like a scene from “The Lord of the Flies” while you lay in the fetal position on the lawn. Although in the interest of proper fact checking I did go to sleep early in Chile on Saturday night. However I did almost drink the “Vendemia” out of red wine in the process, traveled across two continents, signed autographs, and out drank every Chilean in their native drink in a 39 hour time frame. But in the end it really came down to the fact that I drank myself sober and didn’t have the will or the resources to get myself drunk again. Not to mention I didn’t break shit or throw a dog in the pool. - B. Saléz
Since now I am only responding to the men…lets make it clear, during our Beer Pong game I did not step outside for a piss. After dominating the Beer Pong, I then proceeded to honk behind cars moving to slow in the fast lane on the way to Vegas. In other words, I didn’t even get drunk, because I kept winning in Beer Pong… I will bow down in the traps department. Only Arnold and Lou the hulk have bigger traps and man tits than The Big Germ. Pound for pound I am the champ. lefty 280lbs, B. Saléz 290lbs, Godfather 185lbs., The Big Germ. 190 lbs., and yet my skinny sexy self of 170 has out drunk them all. Lefty was sent in to a short drinking retirement on my last trip. The Godfather and B. Saléz went to sleep in Chile, and The Big Germ disappeared for two hours in the smallest club in Zoetermeer, where people go to die. Stompy is next on my list, and Jigga J. will soon follow, next time I see him. The two things I am more confident in the world in, drinking, pound for pound, and ping pong, or for The Big Germ. Table tennis. Not sure why I am proud of my Irish, English, and Scottish drinking genes, but I am. - Il Brigante out!
I would just like to add my two cents regarding the Beer Pong rankings. Some how I am ranked near the bottom of the rankings! I understand I might not have enough games played to be higher, but based on my winning percentage of 95%, I feel this should move me in the top ten easily. If it were not for The Big Germ blowing our 6 cup lead with one cup remaining, because I stepped outside for a piss, I would have a winning percentage of %100. So at the least this shows my importance to a team is much more valuable than The Big Germ’s. Thus, my ranking should be at least 5 better than The Big Germ. In final, I am also on a drinking binge, and my liver is made of alcohol. So, a little beer will not effect me what so ever. Even Vodka pong will be nothing for me. Maybe you guys should step it up to Everclear Pong to have a chance! Jigga J., I’m sad you cant be there, I like the idea of getting in the beer pong deal in Vegas. As for the rest of you Yahoos. Don’t be intimidated by the Il Brigante… - Il Brigante
Jigga J. seems to have forgotten about me having our Beer Pong match on tape. Wifey taped it and you can clearly see that I have four cups left when our wannabe-#1 Beer Ponger went down. I will add it to the selection of movies available. Too bad that we cannot repeat the show-down. -The Big Germ
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