Allow me to clear things up for you Il Brigante. Lefty is 240lbs., B. Saléz 240lbs., Godfather -180lbs. (rapidly dropping because of his freak like ability to consume maple syrup and starve himself), “Lil” Germ 195lbs., Stompy 165lbs., and Jigga J. 225lbs. We’ll all be dancing around you like a scene from “The Lord of the Flies” while you lay in the fetal position on the lawn.

Although in the interest of proper fact checking I did go to sleep early in Chile on Saturday night. However I did almost drink the “Vendemia” out of red wine in the process, traveled across two continents, signed autographs, and out drank every Chilean in their native drink in a 39 hour time frame.  But in the end it really came down to the fact that I drank myself sober and didn’t have the will or the resources to get myself drunk again.  Not to mention I didn’t break shit or throw a dog in the pool.

- B. Saléz

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