I would just like to add my two cents regarding the Beer Pong rankings.  Some how I am ranked near the bottom of the rankings!  I understand I might not have enough games played to be higher, but based on my winning percentage of 95%, I feel this should move me in the top ten easily.

If it were not for The Big Germ blowing our 6 cup lead with one cup remaining, because I stepped outside for a piss, I would have a winning percentage of %100. So at the least this shows my importance to a team is much more valuable than The Big Germ’s.  Thus, my ranking should be at least 5 better than The Big Germ.

In final, I am also on a drinking binge, and my liver is made of alcohol.  So, a little beer will not effect me what so ever.  Even Vodka pong will be nothing for me.  Maybe you guys should step it up to Everclear Pong to have a chance!

Jigga J., I’m sad you cant be there, I like the idea of getting in the beer pong deal in Vegas.  As for the rest of you Yahoos.  Don’t be intimidated by the Il Brigante…

- Il Brigante

Il Brigante Beer Pong

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